People say Pandas are smart. Wrong. Let me tell you something about Pandas. They are dumb. An animal who wont hump to save its own specie is dumb. Procreation being a living beings top instinct and all. They just sit on their asses all day long. They are a complete waste and add to that, they dont hunt. No logical or entertainment value comes outta this. Plus if the current stock of Pandas keep eating they will exhaust the global bamboo supply by 2011.
Can Pandas do any of the following:
1) Run fast enough to star on a betting circuit?
2) Become a Jedi?
3) Replace bulls in a ring?
4) Work for NASA?
The answer to ALL the above questions is NO. I say we need to put them out of their misery.
Get me a Panda that actually does something and then we can talk. And no, the Kung-Fu Panda does not qualify. See, just thinking about Pandas makes one dumber.
