Homosexuality refers to sexual attraction or sexual behavior between people of the same sex, or to a sexual orientation...
India has finally stepped out of the closet (legally) by decrimilizing homosexuality. The Delhi High Court effectively decriminalized homosexuality. As of today, it is no longer illegal to be gay in India. Yipee...
Does this mean that gay and lesbians will be
1. treated equal
2. not frowned on
3. not busted by the cops
4. looked upon as abnormal and
5. seen as people against our "culture"?
That my friend is evolution, which takes thousands of years. For now let's the just stick to decriminalized it and take it from there. My generation NEVER spoke about sex at home. Homosexuality was an unknown concept and the first time I heard it I went...."but why? who can like men (except women) when women are so attractive". Anyway
The religious bandwagon has already opposed the move which they see as being against god's will. Am particularly amused at the stand the church has taken on abolishing Sec 377.....hahah. What a farce. I can imagine 2 priest chatting up:
Priest 1: WTF is with this government. Now anyone can be a homosexual and get away with it. This move takes away our special privileges.
Priest 2: Dont get your panties in a bunch. We can rape minors and get away with it. So we still rule. Maybe baba ramdev can make a medicine to cure this disease.
Terms for homosexuals/lesbians in popular culture:
Homo, gay, fag, queer, faggot, dykes, fairy, flame, putt from the rough, poff, corn holing, butt pirate, fudge packer, fruit, brokeback etc etc
Friday, July 3, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
MJ
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Loved what you did before the turn of the century.
Goodbye you freak. The craziness quotient of the world just went down. PEACE
Friday, June 5, 2009
The anal probe called iPhone
I know this post is real late, cliche and already written a thousand times...so fuck you too.
The "i" in the iPhone actually stands for IDIOT. Let me explain what an idiot means using a scale. This is so, all iPhone using idiots can understand who they are.
Intelligence Quotient (IQ) Scale:
70-100 - Americans
50-69 - George W Bush Jr.
30-49 - Moron
less than 30 - IDIOT
Here is a pictorial representation of what an IDIOT is.
courtesy: urban dictionary
I am sick of these i-phones using wankers sticking their fingers up each others asses cause the Sith Lord Steve Jobs told them to. Steve Jobs should actually be called Hand Jobs cause that's what he is handing out to the customer, along with TONS if bullshit. On a positive note...Steve Jobs is dying.....slowly.
All these i-phone using idiots are so high on the "feel good", "revolutionary" technology that they take the buzz outta weed and feel Bambi may visit them any second.
The iPhone in India is currently available in 2 varieties - 8 and 16 GB.
Nokia rules. It let's me do everything an iPhone does not and a lot more. Let's compare a few features of my Nokia E63 with a 16 GB i-phone.
I pay 1/3rd the price for a better product. I got the same camera as the iPhone does and making a call is so much simpler. I am no designer or expert in this field. But I will tell you what I am an expert at----identifying bullshit, and I could smell Apple's shit a light year away.
"My shit dont stink"
- Steve Jobs, Apple
WRONG
The "i" in the iPhone actually stands for IDIOT. Let me explain what an idiot means using a scale. This is so, all iPhone using idiots can understand who they are.
Intelligence Quotient (IQ) Scale:
70-100 - Americans
50-69 - George W Bush Jr.
30-49 - Moron
less than 30 - IDIOT
Here is a pictorial representation of what an IDIOT is.
courtesy: urban dictionary
I am sick of these i-phones using wankers sticking their fingers up each others asses cause the Sith Lord Steve Jobs told them to. Steve Jobs should actually be called Hand Jobs cause that's what he is handing out to the customer, along with TONS if bullshit. On a positive note...Steve Jobs is dying.....slowly.
All these i-phone using idiots are so high on the "feel good", "revolutionary" technology that they take the buzz outta weed and feel Bambi may visit them any second.
The iPhone in India is currently available in 2 varieties - 8 and 16 GB.
Nokia rules. It let's me do everything an iPhone does not and a lot more. Let's compare a few features of my Nokia E63 with a 16 GB i-phone.
I pay 1/3rd the price for a better product. I got the same camera as the iPhone does and making a call is so much simpler. I am no designer or expert in this field. But I will tell you what I am an expert at----identifying bullshit, and I could smell Apple's shit a light year away.
"My shit dont stink"
- Steve Jobs, Apple
WRONG
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Marathi Manoos Maahan sue Australia
In a move that stunned humans over an IQ of 83, the Marathi Manoos Maahan (3M) party has moved the courts over the happenings in Australia. "That ain't fair mate"- said the 3M spokesman with a hint of pun. He is the same bloke who gave this interview sometime back.
This time around this is what the 3M spokesman had to say.
Correspondent: What is your reaction to all this?
3M: We have take the Australian government to task and will take this case to the Supreme court if necessary. Who does this narcissist Kevin Rudd think he is? How can he treat us Indians like this? Priety Zinta showered her love on Brett Lee as if he was Bhaskar Lele and this is what we get in return? Australians are behaving like the convicts they really are. When asked if this would turn into a violent protest in Maharashtra where state property will be set on fire the answer was an affirmative. This is how we will show we care.
Correspondent: Is this move politically motivated?
3M: WTF are you taking about?
Correspondent: Well, taking the Aussie govt to court over attacks on Indians is an excellent move to project yourself as a party ready to fight elections at a national level.
3M: Bhayaji, I dont know what you are taking about? Which people? What national party?
We are taking the Aussies to court over copying our business model. We started the trend of throwing out "outsides" and these goras just picked up the same model and used it shamelessly. We have a patent on this model for crying out loud. If these cheater-cocks think they can get away with shit like this, they are in for something else......
This time around this is what the 3M spokesman had to say.
Correspondent: What is your reaction to all this?
3M: We have take the Australian government to task and will take this case to the Supreme court if necessary. Who does this narcissist Kevin Rudd think he is? How can he treat us Indians like this? Priety Zinta showered her love on Brett Lee as if he was Bhaskar Lele and this is what we get in return? Australians are behaving like the convicts they really are. When asked if this would turn into a violent protest in Maharashtra where state property will be set on fire the answer was an affirmative. This is how we will show we care.
Correspondent: Is this move politically motivated?
3M: WTF are you taking about?
Correspondent: Well, taking the Aussie govt to court over attacks on Indians is an excellent move to project yourself as a party ready to fight elections at a national level.
3M: Bhayaji, I dont know what you are taking about? Which people? What national party?
We are taking the Aussies to court over copying our business model. We started the trend of throwing out "outsides" and these goras just picked up the same model and used it shamelessly. We have a patent on this model for crying out loud. If these cheater-cocks think they can get away with shit like this, they are in for something else......
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
You offended woman?
Disclaimer: I am not a sexist.
....but sometimes, just sometimes one comes across pictures that tell a story. I got 4 photographs that tell 2 stories. I aint going to spell it out for you. Put 2 and 2 together.
click on images for larger view
Story 1:
Story 2:
....but sometimes, just sometimes one comes across pictures that tell a story. I got 4 photographs that tell 2 stories. I aint going to spell it out for you. Put 2 and 2 together.
click on images for larger view
Story 1:
Story 2:
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
We are like this only
In our line of work we have a lot of European/American clients coming to Hyderabad for projects. We give them a cultural load-down before they come in. Here are snippets of what we tell them.
A) Racial Abuse
Talking in English: Most Indians in urban India understand English. If the urge to racially abuse the locals hits you, make sure you communicate in your native language. Americans have a tough time as English is all they speak.
B)Language
Word translations: Indian to Rest
a. "Our period's lasted 60 mins = "Its a 60 min class"
b. Flat = Apartment
c. 2 into 2 = 2 times 2
d. Rubber = Eraser
e. Lift = Elevator
f. A hot looking girl = Item
g. Bill = Cheque
h. Bisleri = Bottled water
C. Travel
Looking for street name: Directions in India are meant to be asked not figured out. Generally one cannot give you an exact address without a "landmark".
Always get pre-paid taxis or autos. If you can find someone who agrees to charge by the meter, jump in.
This lame-ass post has been put up as I am in no mood to write but want to stay in touch.
A) Racial Abuse
Talking in English: Most Indians in urban India understand English. If the urge to racially abuse the locals hits you, make sure you communicate in your native language. Americans have a tough time as English is all they speak.
B)Language
Word translations: Indian to Rest
a. "Our period's lasted 60 mins = "Its a 60 min class"
b. Flat = Apartment
c. 2 into 2 = 2 times 2
d. Rubber = Eraser
e. Lift = Elevator
f. A hot looking girl = Item
g. Bill = Cheque
h. Bisleri = Bottled water
C. Travel
Looking for street name: Directions in India are meant to be asked not figured out. Generally one cannot give you an exact address without a "landmark".
Always get pre-paid taxis or autos. If you can find someone who agrees to charge by the meter, jump in.
This lame-ass post has been put up as I am in no mood to write but want to stay in touch.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Airtel advertisment sells drugs
"A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with weed is better". Words carved in stone by a friend of mine, a.k.a Carlito a.k.a The Legend.
If any of you have seen a junkie and the new Airtel 16 MBPS broadband advertisement you will know the correlation instinctively. This advertisement was initially created for a drug rehab facility. Aitel liked the concept and muscled its way to buy the advt.
All the fuckers in this advertisement are 16-18 yrs old "wannabe" YUPPIES high on....from what I can make of it...Meth and are one step short of blowing their brains out. The "kinda" kids who "wanna" say sup dude, ma bike, ma mobile, ma girlfriend but end up saying maa chudi.
The video has all signs of these being drug addicts with VD....here is the proof?
1. Standing on the roadside without a purpose--- while twitching
2. Playing with hands while looking down--- while twitching
3. A million screens of television rushing towards you
4. Depressed faces, due to lack of junk combined with constipation
5. Tapping the table--- while twitching
It so reminds me of Trainspotting.
Actually, this should be the video title:
"Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance". Starring: Dolly the crack whore
I cannot believe that people get away with such shit. Watch the video on mute and you will know what I am talking about.
Disclaimer: The advertisement is real. The rest is how I interpret it. Nothing else
If any of you have seen a junkie and the new Airtel 16 MBPS broadband advertisement you will know the correlation instinctively. This advertisement was initially created for a drug rehab facility. Aitel liked the concept and muscled its way to buy the advt.
All the fuckers in this advertisement are 16-18 yrs old "wannabe" YUPPIES high on....from what I can make of it...Meth and are one step short of blowing their brains out. The "kinda" kids who "wanna" say sup dude, ma bike, ma mobile, ma girlfriend but end up saying maa chudi.
The video has all signs of these being drug addicts with VD....here is the proof?
1. Standing on the roadside without a purpose--- while twitching
2. Playing with hands while looking down--- while twitching
3. A million screens of television rushing towards you
4. Depressed faces, due to lack of junk combined with constipation
5. Tapping the table--- while twitching
It so reminds me of Trainspotting.
Actually, this should be the video title:
"Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance". Starring: Dolly the crack whore
I cannot believe that people get away with such shit. Watch the video on mute and you will know what I am talking about.
Disclaimer: The advertisement is real. The rest is how I interpret it. Nothing else
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Singapore- la la land
Pics from my trip to Singapore:
Sen and I @ hooters
Unpredictable weather
Food! No snakes, snails or lizards.
Tummy rub for good luck
Singapore eye.
If you are a true blue Indian (read: don't believe in following rules) Singapore can be a nightmare for you. Singaporeans are suckers for making and following rules. Drug trafficking attracts the death penalty, jaywalking attracts huge fines. Take a wild guess what happens if you crash your car.
I have never seen a whole country being so compliant. Its scary. It almost resembles a drone army. An army brainwashed into following rules. Everyone's polite and nice.
I met friends and family and that was the saving grace. There isn't a must see that I can recommend. If you have the time and money, go someplace else.
Sen and I @ hooters
Unpredictable weather
Food! No snakes, snails or lizards.
Tummy rub for good luck
Singapore eye.
If you are a true blue Indian (read: don't believe in following rules) Singapore can be a nightmare for you. Singaporeans are suckers for making and following rules. Drug trafficking attracts the death penalty, jaywalking attracts huge fines. Take a wild guess what happens if you crash your car.
I have never seen a whole country being so compliant. Its scary. It almost resembles a drone army. An army brainwashed into following rules. Everyone's polite and nice.
I met friends and family and that was the saving grace. There isn't a must see that I can recommend. If you have the time and money, go someplace else.
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