Showing posts with label Kern Communications. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kern Communications. Show all posts

Monday, July 14, 2008

Photoshoot

Big Shrek fans in office. We decide to have a photo shoot with our favorite woodland creature. This is the first shot of what we have in mind. More coming up soon...

Here is Shrek doing what he does best.....taking a dump

Friday, June 20, 2008

Blog wars-3.....concluded

1) Smriti...a.k.a "Smriti Irani"...a.k.a "guddu"....the god fearing "little one" of the organization....fears god and eating vegetables equally. A real good sport...actually sang loudly in a crowed hotel as part of her "induction" programme.
Am sure is going to heaven...works with orphaned children, but like all of us demands they visit her blog in lieu of all the free candy. uuummmmm....like my friend says "strangers have the sweetest candy".

2) Nishana...a.k.a "Nish"....the techie in the house. Knows shitloads about programming and my ability to pretend to understand stuff I don't & sleep with my eyes open helps me converse with her. Always helpful and new to Hyderabad....just like me

3) Anand...a.k.a "Stroke victim"...came up with the name today. Today anand completed 1 year in the org. and we played a prank on him. His computer was hidden after he left yesterday and the office unlocked before he arrived today. Chor, chor was echoing all around. He being the Admin and HR head it was his responsibility.....man, he was so close to crying when we called the prank off...also kind of looked like he just got down from a car driven by Rashmi.

4) Archana...a.k.a "Archie"...a.k.a "enthu cutlet"...Every-ready to take anything on, be it feeding stray dogs or boring us with induction presentations. She reminds me of lisa from the simpsons. Think positive, feel positive and do positive. Almost feel she is the kind of employee which organizations recruit so other employees can trouble her...part of the new HR initiative or something.

5) Shipra..a.k.a "Shipra" - newest kid on the block....detailed profile when i know more...seems intelligent though.

6) Bheem...a.k.a "Man friday"...He may be employed as the driver but he has the "jugad" for all things big and small. With a style quotient as high as the Petronas towers Bheem is the man with the plan.
p.s - Will provide hit-man services if the price is right.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Blog wars-2

Continuing from where I left off yesterday. Profiling 3 more colleagues.

1) Rashmi Varma...a.k.a "rash"- rash is derived from rashmi but also from her driving skills. From what I hear, sitting in a car with rash on the wheel is like having open heart surgery without anesthesia. The "peace maker" of the organization. Excellent subject for all pranks.

2) Yatin. S....a.k.a "yatsat" - defying many theories yatin exists in only 2 states of being...
i) yatin listening to music ii) yatin not listening to music. The "nice guy" of the organization who's music collection can give the i tunes library a run for its money. One of the few people I know who are all substance and no gas.

3) Sowdamini...a.k.a "mini"- some women can talk and then there is mini. Boredom when in mini's company is an unknown concept. A heart of gold and vocal cords that can smash walls miles away. The "live wire" of the organization.