1) Smriti...a.k.a "Smriti Irani"...a.k.a "guddu"....the god fearing "little one" of the organization....fears god and eating vegetables equally. A real good sport...actually sang loudly in a crowed hotel as part of her "induction" programme.
Am sure is going to heaven...works with orphaned children, but like all of us demands they visit her blog in lieu of all the free candy. uuummmmm....like my friend says "strangers have the sweetest candy".
2) Nishana...a.k.a "Nish"....the techie in the house. Knows shitloads about programming and my ability to pretend to understand stuff I don't & sleep with my eyes open helps me converse with her. Always helpful and new to Hyderabad....just like me
3) Anand...a.k.a "Stroke victim"...came up with the name today. Today anand completed 1 year in the org. and we played a prank on him. His computer was hidden after he left yesterday and the office unlocked before he arrived today. Chor, chor was echoing all around. He being the Admin and HR head it was his responsibility.....man, he was so close to crying when we called the prank off...also kind of looked like he just got down from a car driven by Rashmi.
4) Archana...a.k.a "Archie"...a.k.a "enthu cutlet"...Every-ready to take anything on, be it feeding stray dogs or boring us with induction presentations. She reminds me of lisa from the simpsons. Think positive, feel positive and do positive. Almost feel she is the kind of employee which organizations recruit so other employees can trouble her...part of the new HR initiative or something.
5) Shipra..a.k.a "Shipra" - newest kid on the block....detailed profile when i know more...seems intelligent though.
6) Bheem...a.k.a "Man friday"...He may be employed as the driver but he has the "jugad" for all things big and small. With a style quotient as high as the Petronas towers Bheem is the man with the plan.
p.s - Will provide hit-man services if the price is right.
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Friday, June 20, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Blog wars-2
Continuing from where I left off yesterday. Profiling 3 more colleagues.
1) Rashmi Varma...a.k.a "rash"- rash is derived from rashmi but also from her driving skills. From what I hear, sitting in a car with rash on the wheel is like having open heart surgery without anesthesia. The "peace maker" of the organization. Excellent subject for all pranks.
2) Yatin. S....a.k.a "yatsat" - defying many theories yatin exists in only 2 states of being...
i) yatin listening to music ii) yatin not listening to music. The "nice guy" of the organization who's music collection can give the i tunes library a run for its money. One of the few people I know who are all substance and no gas.
3) Sowdamini...a.k.a "mini"- some women can talk and then there is mini. Boredom when in mini's company is an unknown concept. A heart of gold and vocal cords that can smash walls miles away. The "live wire" of the organization.
1) Rashmi Varma...a.k.a "rash"- rash is derived from rashmi but also from her driving skills. From what I hear, sitting in a car with rash on the wheel is like having open heart surgery without anesthesia. The "peace maker" of the organization. Excellent subject for all pranks.
2) Yatin. S....a.k.a "yatsat" - defying many theories yatin exists in only 2 states of being...
i) yatin listening to music ii) yatin not listening to music. The "nice guy" of the organization who's music collection can give the i tunes library a run for its money. One of the few people I know who are all substance and no gas.
3) Sowdamini...a.k.a "mini"- some women can talk and then there is mini. Boredom when in mini's company is an unknown concept. A heart of gold and vocal cords that can smash walls miles away. The "live wire" of the organization.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Blog wars-1
My boss sent a mail yesterday that we would be having a contest in office to see who gets maximum hits on his/her blog in a given time period. We are a very small company (17 people) and with a promise of a free meal for the winner people started pimping their blogs with determination rivaled only by "Scrat" from Ice-Age (who is out to preserve his acorn).
As posting porn isn't an option i needed to find another way to get that free meal. So what i am going to do is quickly profile our people.....who are competitors and contenders.
1) Ripul Kumar...a.k.a "Rips" - high diabetic with a sweet tooth. Irony seems to be his middle name...could have been a national TT champ but for his asthma. Started the blog competition fire and is regularly pouring ghee into it.
2) Ashim...a.k.a "Chintu"- the only human who was born on the top level of Maslow's pyramid. Silent as a ninja and patient as a dead goat. Don't rule him out from winning just yet.
3) Meghna...a.k.a "Sweater Girl" - some find her weird but there is a fine line between weird and genius. Has a huge network and can sweep the competition away anytime she chooses.
4) Sneha...a.k.a "Elastagirl"- the women who can move mountains and IAS officers with 1 phone call. She has taken pity on me and is promoting my blog. I have awarded the "sweetest one" award to her already.
5) Geeta...a.k.a "Kick-ur-arse"- the driving force of the organization. she being one of the bosses does not indulge in petty blog promotion. she will be declaring the results so in all probabilities she will win... :-)
6) Sushant...a.k.a "Baba" - for his first month here all of us thought he was a mute and was employed as part of the corporate social initiatives movement. He has words of wisdom that has women swaying and men staggering. His is miles above the competition...mentally
7) Mousumi...a.k.a "bong girl"- the pet name has 2 reasons. 1) she is a bengali 2) bong also means the instrument to smoke weed in....and she worships shivji.
Driven, determined and destined for great things....she is the competitions underdog.
More profiles coming soon
As posting porn isn't an option i needed to find another way to get that free meal. So what i am going to do is quickly profile our people.....who are competitors and contenders.
1) Ripul Kumar...a.k.a "Rips" - high diabetic with a sweet tooth. Irony seems to be his middle name...could have been a national TT champ but for his asthma. Started the blog competition fire and is regularly pouring ghee into it.
2) Ashim...a.k.a "Chintu"- the only human who was born on the top level of Maslow's pyramid. Silent as a ninja and patient as a dead goat. Don't rule him out from winning just yet.
3) Meghna...a.k.a "Sweater Girl" - some find her weird but there is a fine line between weird and genius. Has a huge network and can sweep the competition away anytime she chooses.
4) Sneha...a.k.a "Elastagirl"- the women who can move mountains and IAS officers with 1 phone call. She has taken pity on me and is promoting my blog. I have awarded the "sweetest one" award to her already.
5) Geeta...a.k.a "Kick-ur-arse"- the driving force of the organization. she being one of the bosses does not indulge in petty blog promotion. she will be declaring the results so in all probabilities she will win... :-)
6) Sushant...a.k.a "Baba" - for his first month here all of us thought he was a mute and was employed as part of the corporate social initiatives movement. He has words of wisdom that has women swaying and men staggering. His is miles above the competition...mentally
7) Mousumi...a.k.a "bong girl"- the pet name has 2 reasons. 1) she is a bengali 2) bong also means the instrument to smoke weed in....and she worships shivji.
Driven, determined and destined for great things....she is the competitions underdog.
More profiles coming soon
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