Monday, February 18, 2008

How to train a husband!

Want an obedient spouse? A new book says you should
coach them like animals. loved what they have done!!!
Newsweek published this article....a small excerpt
"Amy Sutherland, a journalist who spent a year at an
animal-trainer school and decided to apply the trainers'
techniques to her husband's annoying habits".

As a husband I take serious offense to this but will
stop if am given a "treat"

woof woof

3 comments:

ranjit said...

Im suing you for everything you got for writing bout my life and bailing on the royalty...That study was supposed to be confidential.....Everyones a fkin sellout.

p.s.- gimme half your biscuit...I`m on a strict ration

Inmate said...

Personally I think the test is ridiculous. Why test reliability what has been practised successfully for millenniums.
One suggestion though. Test it on women and see whether they'd wag their cute behinds and obey the husbands. Now that is interesting research.
Personally, I see it fail, who knows.. :D

Mickey said...

shhh....now you have done it...i told you to u to keep ur barks just loud enough for only us sorry whimpering canines to hear.... higher frequencies attract, annoy and irritate... ambitious, super successful, rampaging spouses..... SMACK... THUD.....SLAM..... (drops on the floor)... whimpers..... ( before losing consciousness....).... "aahhh....... males shall rise...."... ( loses consciousness )